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 13.02.2017
I decided to go to the car store to clarify the price and delivery time of some spare parts. The owner of the store is a good friend of mine. He went and by chance, he replaced his vendors today.
Hi Kyuha! How is it?
Thank you normal.
What was broken?
Yuri, are you married?
– Yes
- Then: I have antifreeze from the system drives out...there is the assumption that the pad under the head. Tomorrow the master will look, they will say more accurately. I was already looking for.
(Yariq's face was stretched so that his jaw reached to his knee)
If I said I wasn’t married, what?
Then the answer to your question would be: car.)
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