I decided to joke and at the same time check out how with the sense of humor in the people. I wrote on my blog.
This weekend, an important event took place.
I, together with the other fictional members of the Teleporting Bag Company, developed a virus specifically for laptops and netbooks running Windows. The virus spreads both through flash drives and through the network. If it hits the hard disk, it quickly spreads across all the folders and archives. Antivirus software is not defined, as it is embedded not only in the conductor, but also in the antivirus itself. After the system starts on an infected machine, the virus starts and forcibly closes the laptop’s cover. Any calls of the user (including physical) to the cover of the laptop are intercepted and do not bring the expected result. This way, the cover is not opened.
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Currently, work is being carried out on porting the virus, on cell phones with a form factor (book)."
The first comment: I always dreamed of giving a spade on the head of such people, I'm glad I don't have a laptop.
All comments in the same spirit. No one understood the...