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 14.02.2017
I am so tired for today.
XXX: Going out of the house
YYY: What did you do?
xxx: I was in the gym, then I walked 5.5 km from him, went to the supermarket, bought food, came home, cooked food, washed my jacket with my hands, did something useful for the household, ate, I am going to wash dishes and think about why there is no line behind my door of half-clothed babies with posters that have written confessions of love addressed to me.
Wait for summer, it is cold to stand
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