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Yyy: Yes, nothing good... The valve is knocking, the oil filter is clogged, the catalyst performs its functions a little more than half...
xxx: From your metaphors I only understood that valves have to do with the heart. What do you mean by the rest?
The oil filter is the liver.
Is the catalyst a lungs?
No, but the kidneys.
XXX: Okay... And the dude hasn’t done it yet?))
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