I have a colleague, a nice and kind man. Because of the circumstances, we always come to the office first. A wonderful Monday morning. We are alone. I’m in the headphones, trying to work, and the ugly keyboard is constantly stuck. I can't stand such arbitrariness on her part, I begin to scream: "Why do you, she, don't work, I'm working here in the morning, and you don't!!", I break the headphones, I raise my eyes, a colleague, pressing a sandwich, looks at me frightened and sneezing, so complaining: "I eat"...