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 23.01.2009
Natasha: Yesterday, a friend struck me to my mother, told me that I was dancing with fire, showed a witch, where I was spit with drunken petroleum, and then hanged on some kind of straw.
What happened, the apocalypse?! to
Natasha: Almost... I clung to the house and stumbled onto the mourning mother, who just from the threshold began to weep at me... I am in complete shock.
NY: What did you expect? The only daughter, swallowing, engaged in extreme sports and harassed to "worms"... for this you will not be slayed on the head
No, I knew she was brainwashing me... but I didn’t think the only reason for the scandal would be because I didn’t have a hat.
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