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 22.02.2017
In the past, I became a computer genius because I knew where to look at the keyboard layout language on the password screen.



A delegation of important partners came to us, the entire headquarters sat down with them in a large negotiating room, and here Tony resorted:

Save me, everything is broken! Where to buy a new projector? Our old is broken! We connected it, the light bulb is burning, but it shows very bad! I see nothing!

Okay I say. Let us see.



I go into a conversation, say hello to important birds, remove the lid from the lens, say goodbye, go out. Behind the door I hear an admirable whisper.
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