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 24.02.2017
I go somewhere in the hypermarket, from a boutique department, a fairy hopes out at just 20 and begins to call: ah a new summer collection, the most fashionable colors of the season, all sizes. I am a prominent woman: over forty and I look at all 100 (I mean kilograms). Well, I am full of doubts, in these boutiques-glistodroms size M as "big size" goes. Don’t hesitate, the fairy runs, we will definitely find it. I see the edge of the eye behind us is watched by a senior seller, apparently gave the staff magical pistons, and now is watching for the results.
Well I think okay, and the girl is sorry, and the summer collection, and the colors are fashionable - I will go.
Oh - the fairy bloomed - go to the sample, dress up, I will bring you everything. is carrying. Well what you, if you can evaluate a thing on the hangover, it must be measured, dress up and go out to the hall, we have a mirror wall. What will you see in the sample?
I decided to go to the end, dress up, go out.
A little about the fashionable masterpiece: this is a summer pants suit, not strict, but rather soft semi-sports lines, pants on the assembly, the jacket is slightly tight - this is also a fashionable trend, you need to show all the merits.
Most importantly, it is a delicate pink color.
The feather leaned her head to the side, pulled out her folded pencil to me and said, “Well, what do you say?”
There is only one thing: Hru.
Even the mannequins.
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