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 24.02.2017
My girlfriend pulled on the slide, I was 25 years old never standing on skis in my life, and she is dumb and struggling alone. Well, ok, I roll at a speed of 1 km / h, like a cow, and all the others pass by with a whistle. Two guys come in and gallantly offer to ride, holding me by the arms, and, teaching me to brake, just friendlyly let go at their own speed. A 11-year-old boy kicked me out of his belly and, breathing up, said:
Okay, let me teach you.
He taught honestly by sacrificing his time.
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