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 24.01.2009
"Do not roy a pit to another...."

It was years ago... backwards.

I am 15 years old. I visited my family in Novosibirsk for the winter.

The holidays. The Winter. Cold is not the word. Wools were issued, a warm shirt

Which almost blinked in the eyes.

So in this "uniform" I am sent to the store.

Walk for bread and something else with my 3-year-old cousin

We call her "A". I go to the store and I get what I need.

The box. At the box, my sister asks to buy a candy, for what she gets

Rejection (I am not greedy, only the diathesis of the child was!!!). She is again, and

Again... And I again... Here’s the cashier to me:"Mama, buy a baby

The food"

I am in shock. I am 15!!! I am a mom!!! Not my mom, she’s my sister!and "

And picking up the bag with something and the child, I retire from the store. entered in

Another store. Again I take something there, and here is my sister again.

She asks for candy. He receives another polite rejection. Here is 3x.

Summer: You won’t buy sweets – I’ll call you Mom!"

This was our last joint journey in

The shop! And this story about her blackmail, I told her in a few moments.

of years.

After how many years, by chance, my whole family and

relatives from Novosibirsk, found themselves in America. In one city. to me

Not 15 years old, not 3 years old. I have two children 6 and 4. The Sisters

Young and beautiful.

And that’s how she and I went to the pool. We are swimming,

We are burning. The young gentlemen are lying around the pool. My own

The sister in the water so beautifully swims, catching the eyes of young people. and here...

I am not evil!! I couldn’t stand it!!! to

I call my children, and.. type " Couldn't you swim up to "A,"and just

Play with her while calling her Mom." Loud!!! to

Pineapple of course. My mother is me.

And here’s the painting with oil."A" continues beautifully, relaxed and carelessly.

swimming, catching the eyes of young people. Here are my children, my angels.

My joy... Swimming and hugging "A" so this is on both sides "Mommy,

Mommy, let’s play it!and "

Yes! Yes!

And here after many years...

Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

From the sister’s side.
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