bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 40 - ]
 27.02.2017
On the eve of the New Year, a lady rents an expensive, elite apartment for a day. He pays tax without agents and contracts, says, for a business meeting, asks to stay incognito. She was not even asked for papers. Comes to this apartment by taxi, asks the driver to wait a few hours, money is not a matter.
Orders the house a whole beauty salon (manicure, pedicure, makeup - all things) And here the juice begins. A courier enters the apartment with a costly necklace (gold, diamonds - all as needed). The lady measures, breaks without hesitation, say, today is the most important day in her life, a very important event.. bla bla bla.. she likes everything, says, will pay a fee, now only money from the room will bring and all as is painted, manicure with a necklace on the neck is hidden in the neighboring room.
There is no scene.
Girls from the beauty salon, in anticipation of the fee for their heavy labor, a courier with an empty box from under the necklace and some accompanying documents in their hands, look at the door waiting for the lady with a large amount of money.
The final.
Opera works in the apartment, questioning the victims of girls - manicures, the courier of this with an empty box. The taxi driver came in to ask when the lady will go... He was also left to talk... here comes another active person. Courier with iPhone. He said he was scheduled for delivery for a certain time, but he was late. The opera kicked him on the shoulder, said that today he was very lucky and let go with God.
Apartment on the first floor. She went out the window. I did not see her anymore, could not find her. According to the description of the victims "probably a Gypsies"
Opera is enthusiastic.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1702/o170226.html#1
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna