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 28.02.2017
I go to the metro. Weekends and few people. I notice that the phone is almost sitting down, I take the cable from the battery and plug it in.



What is it? An elderly lady in a cocktail hat sits down to me. Their phone! Is it charging? The Miracles! I always want to sit down at the most inappropriate time.

No miracles, I answer. Just an external battery, and I get the culprit out of the bag.

What a charm! Where do they take such?

In any electronics store. The main thing is to make sure that the capacity is larger. Ten thousand is enough for you.

and oh! Thank you very much, I didn’t even know there was one! The woman thanked me warmly.



I did not come out of the subway as an ordinary passenger, but as Prometheus, who gave people fire. I am waiting for the eagle. Traditions are traditions.
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