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 02.03.2017
Question in the community: If the moon moves on Earth with huge masses of water, why do the cucumbers in the garden, which are 90% of it, not rise to the heavens or at least have a volatile mass on weights?
The answers:
1: You answered your question yourself.
Because gravitational interaction is the weakest of all known. The moon moves enormous masses of water precisely because they are enormous – enough water is accumulated for noticeable interaction. The weight of the cucumbers is too small for you to notice a change in its location or weight (not mass!) on weights - these changes are, but they are so small that our (at least household) appliances are not able to register it.
2: Imagine people rising up to heaven, who, for a moment, are also made up of water from 60 to 80% (depending on age).
"Why do people not fly?" (c)
And how evil it would be to fly with the cucumbers!
People are too spiritless to fly. The caterpillars were not wrong.
5: Indeed, the cucumbers are sinless!
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