Josey
This story happened to my friend in the early 1990s. My companion, let’s call him Maxim, worked as a programmer, wrote programs on behalf of a foreign company, on an assembler, and gently say, earned good money. I was then a student bombed on vacation for a month on the construction for 40 U.S. rubles, and it was more than the parents taken together for a month, his salary was more than 1000... But money does not always bring happiness in personal life.
I met Maxim when working - in the evening I came to serve computers. Usually people were no longer there, those who had an urgent job or those who did not rush home remained at work. Usually after 10 p.m. people sat down to strike the liver. I was the youngest in the team, and since nobody cancelled my grandparentship, I regularly passed the norms of GTO (Gastron back there). As such, after a good influence I asked Maxim why he did not rush home and got the answer, you will understand if you get married. Here the phone ringed, his wife ringed and dropped, to dispel the hysteria and I saw for the first time in my life a man grazing in front of his eyes. Later I learned that Maxim has been married for 10 years, but his wife is hysterical and terrible, she doesn’t work anywhere, and enjoys wiping her legs on her husband. One retired man worked with us, he was under 70 and he was older than Maxim somewhere at two, he explained to me that Max had already tried to divorce but simply did not withstand the pressure of supplications and curses and almost got into the hospital with a heart attack.
After another hysteria, I was again sent for the next portion to the barracks, with me Max went to air out. In the shop in the wine department worked a lady of 30 years, by the nickname Belokuraja Josey. She was a pretty interesting woman, but when she opened her mouth and turned on the “Client-ham” function, even the alconafts pale. I tried to distract Max, telling him that there were no unresolvable tasks, and any reaction could be countered. A couple of drinks hit my head and I offered to hire Josey to fight with his wife. I said and squeezed, imagining that now I will receive a portion of compliments to my address from the seller, but she calmly let go of the goods, smiled and wished a happy journey.
Soon, Maxim's wife again dropped out of the house and began to actively hit him on his mobile phone with raids: he does not value, does not love, humiliates, lives hungry, etc. She left the house regularly, somewhere every two months and then returned, but this time she was not lucky, another hysteria came just at the moment when Maxim was drinking. History is silent, as was the case, but Maxim and Vera (official name Belokura Josey) agreed – she decided for what material reward to help Maxim. The next evening, when his wife called home after 12 a.m. for a new hysteria, the phone was suddenly taken by a WOMAN. Coming home, the lady with a claim to intelligence decided, so to speak, to morally destroy the opponent, not understanding that with the seller of the wine department the number will not pass. Instead of crying and moving away, Vera, to Max’s surprise, dropped her legal wife down the stairs. At work, this was marked by a prolonged banquet, with a salute and a roast of strawberries on the roof of the computing center. Vera even promised to help with the divorce, the local was her good acquaintance (which is not surprising, a better informant about the situation in the area could not be found). Not wishing to give up, almost the former wife came, as if, to Vera for work and offered repudiants "for this disgusting man", after she laughed, began to threaten with terrible punishments. After listening to this concert, Vera ordered the 3rd Hanigs to take this lady out, promising to put a bubble. Suffering, in the morning, from cuddling and convulsively gathering the little things in their pockets for the cheapest alcohol good guys kicked out the lady in an instant.
Maxim had no children and the divorce was made surprisingly quickly. Vera temporarily lived in Maxim's apartment, as the former tried to kick her legs to kiss, then with her fists, then her parents came "to save the marriage." What happened to me then seemed almost an anecdote, how a young interesting not poor man could get into such a situation that there are few normal women around, but after working in purely male teams I saw that the situation is not uncommon at all.
At the next feast we congratulated Maxim with the completion of the case, not supported only the headquarters noting that this is not the end. We laughed and assured him that there could be nothing between Max and Vera, which the veteran humorously noticed, we will live – we will see. And while everything went its way, Vera temporarily lived with Maxim, until all the formalities were completed, promising to leave afterwards, when she honoredly worked out the fee. And while strange changes began to occur, when I was sent to the gastronomy there, I was suddenly given another vodka and a whole pack of sandwiches, salads, etc. Maxim began to go to work in a suit instead of jeans and sweaters. Confused doubts began to torment me after Maxim and Vera invited our company to celebrate some celebration outside the city in the wild. At the walk I looked at Vera and did not recognize, not a single rude or obscene word, with a taste-picked wardrobe and makeup, I would not know, exactly her place of work would not believe. When we learned at work that they decided to live together, we were no longer surprised to find one apartment. A year later, they officially married.