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 07.03.2017
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

During the battle, I accidentally heated my horse with a moth. Yes, so that she fell poor into the river and it was carried by a stream :D in the end, the horse sailed onto a small island in the middle of the river and on the whistling from the shore hinted that it was not able to get out of there. He cut down trees and built a bridge. And she seemed to follow him, but for some reason shaken and returned to the rescue land. It was a pity to throw it down this way, in the end, I stumbled up behind the plateau... I wore it for a long time, but the horse didn’t want to go on it, apparently too thin, and the trees were too slippery to go. I tried to make a trampoline for her, launching a horse into the air, but it didn’t help – a damned island size of a meter :( Then I looked her in the eyes and quoted the lines from the song of Oleg’s witch: “Goodbye my comrade, my faithful servant...”. With tears in my eyes, I threw a bullet into her. D is :

And in a couple of minutes I learned that I could just talk in the stall and teleport her - fail.
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