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 09.03.2017
Classes in the mine-explosive case were conducted by the “invited star” – Colonel Vinodov, whom we called the “Bond” for his manner of appearing: Vinodov. Colonel Vino of... du".

The first lesson took place in the classroom. Bond, presenting himself in his corporate style, put a diplomat on the table and, rubbing his hands, began:

In Japanese folklore there are very interesting and unique monsters. For example, Sagari is a horse head hanging from a branch of a tree in the forest.
Sirime is a ghost with an eye in his ass.
Hitosume-Kozzo looks like a bald and one-eyed boy, and Hoonade is a ghostly arm flying apart from the owner.
I will not say exactly, but there is a suspicion that the reason for the appearance of such strange creatures was that the Japanese early enough to take the powder from the Chinese.
So, the theme of our first lesson: "Security techniques in the handling of explosive substances."
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