The Diet

> At home, I have two dishes to choose from: vegetables from the steamer or ham without salt.
In the morning there is no choice: cheese or ham without salt.
In the evening, again, the choice is small: kefir or "no fig for the night to eat, brush your teeth and go to bed!"
Therefore, I cannot be invited to visit: I eat a lot.

And I have a hobby: to seduce such a sufferer to temptation, and then watch, will be able to find the strength to stop itself or sadly explode :-D
Because, as it was well said here, "mimimi, the touching helplessness of the girl before her own appetite..."