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 12.03.2017
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XX: Half an hour before the arrival of the guests, I remembered that I had not yet had time to take a shower in the morning... and only I was separated, as I heard the terrible scream of Masha. After cooling up, I jumped out of the bathroom and saw literally a painting with oil - Irinka painted a piece of the wall with ointments for makeup. For a while, the whole family stood in a stupor, thank God that our dad went to the store.Then I gathered, took a feather, a brush, and we all began to wipe out the drawings furiously.

Have you tried the cream? Oh, not fairy had to be, but a fat medium, and then that fat medium was already fairy...
Damn I didn’t know :(
No, the child has not grown up yet. Makeup is removed only with fat cream :D I also once did not know, but washing your clock from black beard and mono - remembered
As long as she grows up, I will sit :crazy:
ZZZ: and Guthalin - nothing is washed away at all...
UUU: By the way, and the hair paint on the skin also previously wiped with vegetable oil or cream.
And now wet towels can be wiped off.
ZZZ: Yes, the color is no longer that...
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