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 21.03.2017
Don’t believe when they say that duels canul in the summer. Recently, in the mid-1980s, my friend, a fellow student, was summoned to a duel by a student of Philfax.

You know how it happens. During the secular conversation, carelessly abandoned humiliating words about physmatism. Word for word, the passions burned. My friend was young, hot - did not tolerate the insult masquerading as a personal opinion and responded with the same, in the end - a challenge to a duel, and both sides did not want to hear about reconciliation.

At the appointed time, after the classes, they met in an empty auditorium, and a representative of the philological faculty appeared with two of his classmates and these were not secondary. The participants expressed their desire to join the fight. My friend did not object.

They took their belongings and began to... dictatorship. You are not wrong with the dictatorship.

For the opposite side claimed that there were no literate people in the physmates, and my comrade advocated the opposite. After a while, they checked the work and made sure that there are people who write without errors on the fismat, and there are no such people on the filfak. Having received satisfaction, my friend considered the conflict exhausted, although I offered him to summon their entire faculty to another duel that would require school challenges. If they lost in their field, what would happen to them in our field?

I would have participated there, because in the duel on literacy I had no chances.
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