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 23.03.2017
The case was so...
In our family there has always been a tradition - to put a real tree on the NH, lining it with guirlandes and other scissors. Moving from my parents, I took on this tradition, but only the tree I have usually stands not only on the NH holidays, but a little longer - until March.
And here I decided recently to intrigued a new girl by the fact that I have a straw at home and she is even burning (I meant a guirland).
What was the surprise of the girl when I turned on the girland (I had not tasted it for a month without need), and it really burned (the rumor dried up).
What was next I do not want to tell, until the actual fire the matter did not come. And the new carpet and wallpaper and curtains and the repainted ceiling even slightly adorned my apartment (until the next NH).
PS A girl when she came out of the studio said that I had fun and stayed...
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