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 27.01.2009
xxx: throw the girl I know quite a little bit and she left me this on the wall:
The situation!! Walk, we had to sleep in one tent...mm...What will we do??? Share it to everyone and find out who and what will do with you in the forest! It will be fun!!! to
XXX: What do I do to answer?
I think I think, mmm.
YYY: Say that first you would strangle her with your sleeping bag, then you would split it, smash it with mayonnaise, lick it all, then you would go splashing out of that amount of minoose, then you would come, and if it was still warm, you would have sex with her, if it had already cooled, you would pull her closer to the fire and have sex with her, then you would pull her out into the woods, sleep with leaves, and leave her for breakfast to wolves, wolves love to eat those who send all kinds of dumb spam.
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