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 24.03.2017
From the forum on female depilation:
There is a night of love=) I decided to prepare during the day, waxing, legs and "all there=)" I went, bought wax strips "White"green. Once they were also on the stock, pleased, bought 3 packages. I think, Oh, it will be long enough. She sat in the bathroom, prepared, gathered with the spirit... well, and all as instructions: warm up in the palms, tear one from the other and stick to the right place. Started with the bikini area... Clamped... Waited... Waited... Well, and pulled! I wonder what doesn’t hurt? I look at the strip it is transparent (I remember the wax of the green color) - I look at my pissulla, and there all the wax and left... Wipes are not wiped out, it is frozen like glue. What to do? Soap, water, toothbrush went on - nothing helps! Picked Picked! I tortured until evening, shaved with a shave, took a single-use, 7 pieces changed - the wax was stuck. In the end, I have a green glue... well, you understand. I did not refuse sex, decided dark, did not notice, and whatever does not stick to me, we will be in the DOGY posture. In the spark of passion, I still found myself sitting face to face... and he was like a whirlwind – until the tears flowed! I look at my forehead, and there is a whirlwind with his whole hair... P.S. What are we girls to suffer alone? = = )
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