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 03.04.2017
I was not so drunk yesterday.
Tagged: friendship
You’ve scattered your girlfriend.
I asked if she had a boyfriend and asked for his phone number.
UUU: She rolled into the situation and dictated
UUU: You called on your cell phone, touched a silent phone and threatened to tear off the eggs.
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