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 05.04.2017
Habokih Maxim: "I learned that you can die from overeating. Is it all this time my parents closed their eyes to my suicide attempts?"
So no: and your grandmother was your curator

X: Hi, I am your curator in the game "Fat Elephant"
Y: Wake up at 4-20 and eat the cake.
Z: And snack him with a chewbacco.
X: Well, and the final round: go to your grandmother for a weekend.
Y: on vacation
Z: Fuck, it’s too much
X: The last task.
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