A half-known girl wrote on Skype. All standard, hello, what do you do, and then:

She: Wouldn’t you be upset if I said that I wrote to you drunk?

I: No, what are you.

Sometimes I just say such nonsense.

I: It’s okay, don’t even freeze.

Pause for 5 minutes.

She: I was kicked out in the hallway, I went to the bathroom, slipped and fell into it all. Here I lie and write to you.

I, about myself: “Why couldn’t you say that it was embarrassing! ? to Why, why and why?

She takes a selfie.

I: “I have started”

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