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 11.04.2017
A colleague decided to play his wife. He turned on the notebook porn, made the sound louder, picked up the number of his wife and waiting for her response began to tickle and tickle in the tact of porn.

My wife is Alo, Alo Sereza.

And he is mmm, mmm, aaaa, oooo...

It seemed to him that his wife did not pay due attention to him, did not value him. He decided to artificially induce her jealousy. The guy, he spied his mistress, and the phone accidentally picked up. In one word. )

and short. After 15 minutes, they insisted on knocking on his door, knocking loudly and shouting "Open, police!"

The woman thought he was being tortured by the bandits and called 112.
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