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 12.04.2017
I have lived in Australia for quite a decent time, there are plenty of Russians here, but if possible, they try not to betray themselves again. Once returning home after work, I passed by local bombers sitting on the bench. Here one of them jumps up, gets his feet on the seat and begins to broadcast loudly in pure Russian:
The citizens! The end of the world is near! Aliens are already on the way and you will not have time to blink, as our planet will not be!
The girl who passes by is also in pure Russian:
The milk! There is no peace from you!
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