I, the pigeon Pankraty, flying on April 12, 2017 over the building of the Municipal Administration of the city of XX, did not notice an unidentified white lethal object hanging in the sky. In this regard, I collided with this object, resulting in it apparently not having enough flight experience.

If there are representatives of the rock music of the 90s here, this is just a gift for you. With Mumiatrol intonations,
I am the pigeon of Pankrates.
I flew in April.
Over the city of Enski
I can't hear the hustle

Then do it yourself ;)