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 18.04.2017
Preamble in the form of an anecdote: From tomorrow you will be reduced salary! Working hours will be increased! Every tenth will be hanged. (Applause, question: “Do you bring your rope or will the trade union provide it?”)

A year or two ago. Strong accountant consultant (consultant for pleasure and development-working). A woman of pre-retirement age comes to choose a tax system to register her beloved as an IP for the trade in confectionery snacks. The next dialogue, not literally:
Bush: What would you want?
Register as an individual entrepreneur and decide on the tax system.
Have you worked in trade before?
Woman: Yes, I have been selling candy and candy snacks for many years. I rent a room in a network store of 15 m2, vitrine, cubes. (On the outskirts of the city)
In other words, do you work as a salesman for someone?
Woman: No, in the sense of itself. One in one face.
As an IP or Jur. The face?
No, not without registration.
How did you conclude a contract with the tenant?
The woman: No way. I count in cash.
But what about checks?
No one has ever checked.
Why did you need to register now if you have been running a business without registration for many years?
Women: - But now there is so much talk about entrepreneurs everywhere and that they will help them.
Bush: That is, you have been working for many years, trading, no one checks you, no interest in you and you decided to formalize?
The woman: Yes.
Bush: By law, the fine for illegal business activities is 500 rubles... Woman, go away, go and work on quietly.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1704/o170417.html#7
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