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 18.04.2017
The year 2007. The client brings a computer with the diagnosis "no image", we write out documents.

The computer works with our test video card, its video card works with us, we diagnose the replacement of the platform... we can not call the client... time passes... I "pump", I remember that system and now I understand that it is the crash of the northern bridge, I warm - AND EXACTLY! His video card has earned!

Call the customer - "the subscriber is not registered".

System blocks in the warehouse.

Here is 2011. A man comes with a document from 2007 to take the system unit from repair... The next day it is delivered from the warehouse, given at the price of diagnosis, still works until the time, the customer understands that it is necessary to change the platform...

And what happened? If it’s not a secret, why didn’t it take so long?

Yes, guys... I was suddenly taken to the army! And then there was no time. :)
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