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 19.04.2017
About my work in the city administration:

The chief is higher, which receives a thousand pounds of 150 pounds. Preparing a meeting. Schemes, photos and detailed text. You need to remove a person’s tooth. Photo of a person, photo of a tooth. We will open his mouth (the scheme), insert an anesthetic (the painting), shake his tooth and pull out. The command remains only to say "Yes, so do". But it is not always so. Sometimes it happens: “Here are citizens asking for teeth to be removed through the ass so that the cancer patient goes ahead.” And you are looking for a clinic where there are dentists-proctologists and will take for 100 rubles (because the budget is cheap tooth removal through the mouth) to remove the tooth through the ass. And to argue with the boss can not, even arguably, he better know how to remove teeth. And when the patient after the procedure writes a complaint about pain in the ass, it is the fault of the performer, that is, me.
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