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 21.04.2017
Two brothers have a car. The senior, waiting for the desired range, will take the car to the STO, where almost all the fluids are changed, something is checked, twisted, pulled and cleaned. The second brother, looking at the older one, decides at least to change the oil. On the road to the 100 refuses the brake, so the rest of the road car runs on the evacuator. The oil, of course, changed, and at the same time replaced the broken brake hose, and the brake pads erased to zero. At the meeting, the elder boasted: "The car was taken to the STO, as if it were in a sanatorium." The younger: "If I do the same analogy, I’m on the "Speed" to the trauma point!"
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