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 26.04.2017
In the Moscow metro I often encounter the situation of "BIG RACKBACK on the back." It seems that wishes are already sounded by loudspeakers, but whoever is like always drink.

Yesterday I drove from Polyazevskaya to the center, not an hour of peak but enough for the people.

The attention was attracted by the voice of a woman who was outraged at a neighbor standing next door (back to her). Well, the standard dialogue about what the backpack hopes to remove.

The man turning to her grabbed them another couple of people, who also expressed their outrage. He turned back to the word only to send the lady somewhere away and again to turn away, locking up the backpack on the order.

Further action was lightning: the train arrived at the station, as soon as the backpacker turned away, a woman quickly tied his backpack with sluts from him to the roof and headed to the neighboring door.

The composition stopped, the doors opened and the stream headed out, all except our hero. He had stumbled, and tried to turn around thinking that someone was holding him, realizing the situation began trying to disconnect the hooks. But from the size of the backpack, it was impossible to do this without removing it for the beginning. A woman appears to have swallowed some sea nodes there. In general, he travelled through the station and matched the whole race.

Be kind, respect yourself and others around you.
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