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 27.04.2017
XXX: Listen, you need two positions: 1. needles for washing gaps and tonsils 2.puddle or cannula for washing the appendicals sinuses
YYY: Hello
YYY: Was it the doctor himself who called these tools?
XXX: Yes
Doctors are such.
YYY: This is what... I had a case... My colleague received an order for "Ultrasound Preservatives" and.. Attention to! "Condoms for Surgeons"
YYY: long could not understand why surgeons use condoms during surgery))
YYY: It turned out that there is a special instrument expensive, which is similar to the sickle in appearance, so with this tool the surgeon captured the tissue cut or there kidney stones, well, in general, when removing any hernia from the body by surgery, this hernia with this "sickle" and dressed... But as "Sickle" this expensive (well, the pipe is really expensive), and the money was not allocated, our brave doctors came up with: the wire was provided with a condom and it worked. And condoms they needed were purely ordinary but without lubrication. This is)
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