The Defender:

In short, there are people who think I have to keep the door in the supermarket, in the subway, for them. Here’s the shit, the puddle. I held for myself, I passed, and you cut off your fuck from the phone, fool. Hold your own fucking door. I always open the door when such an unhealthy mess begins. Maybe these fools will move the door to fucking, so they will start to think a little and stop living like hate. I am the sanitary of society, I save the world from the fools. It is pleasant to feel a holy defender of justice."

You are not a sanitary, but a product of the digestion of the megacity. There is absolutely nothing to be proud of.