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 03.05.2017
Probably many people were stuck at the time when political information was held in schools.
And I wasn’t just stuck, but I was a political informant, though not very long.

This burden was borne on me by a good manager. So she said:
The kids! This year you will be accepted as pioneers, and you should be aware
what is happening in the world. Once a week, every Wednesday, we
to conduct political information, and as a political informant I propose to choose Maxim.

I prepared for my first political information very responsibly.
In particular, he decided to ask his father about what is happening in the world.
My father was very pleased with my curiosity and decided to introduce me in detail.
in the course of the matter. He was a member of the party, but listened to the BBC, like many people then.
He revealed all the world events to me very carefully.

Long talked about Afghanistan, and about the boycott of the Olympics (was the 80th year)
and even expressed in that spirit that if once again to make such an introduction
A limited contingent everywhere, as if there was no nuclear war.
At the same time, he was not a dissident, on the contrary, he sincerely believed in the ideals of socialism.

Here is my first information. It coincided with the fact that it was done before
An open lesson attended by the director of the school and members of GORONO.

And then I went out to the board, turned my face to the classroom, and began to broadcast with inspiration.
He felt himself an oracle that shines the light of truth and breaks the cover:
I believe that the rise of imperialist aggression in the Middle East can
leading to nuclear war!

So I reasoned, and then I began to tell the story of the elimination of Taraki and Amin,
introduction of a limited contingent on the territory of the DR.
Then he went on to subsequent attempts to disrupt the Moscow Olympics.
My classmates listened to me in absolute silence.
The faces of the members of the GORONO commission gradually stoned, the director sat with his eyes,
They seemed to be coming out of orbit.

When the open lesson ended, the guys demanded a change from me.
Continuation of fascinating story.
The next day, before the class began, the classmate said that Maxim,
(i.e. to me) in her opinion is more suitable to be a physorge and suggested
to elect someone else for the position of political informant.

But for my classmates in politics I have since become an authority.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1705/o170502.html#7
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