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 05.05.2017
XXX is:
I have a bitter feeling here ?
I washed the cat, now he’s offended me))))))))) the fuck is funny nimagu)))))))))
YYY :
It will be funny when he hits you in the shoes.
Cats cannot be offended. They are vulnerable.)
and fucking
XXX is:
When he first and only squeezed past the pot, he immediately lost his trumps. I think he learned the lesson.)

and ZZZ:
))))))))
Stick over the push at the level of the eyes paper with the inscription:
"When my cat first and only time squeezed past the pot, it immediately lost the trumps."
And whoever was drunk on the insert - no drop by. It is :)
XXX is:
Oh)))) I tell it to all the guests in the mouth, but probably the note will be even more threatening
and ZZZ:
And if just below the paper attach a transparent cellophane bag with these very bubbles, then each guest after him will the toilet even before the diamond glow.
XXX is:
Mmmmmmmmmmm, well those balls are no longer, but I have acquaintances in the clinics, you can ask to leave
and ZZZ:
It is even better!
You ask for more and then change when the old ones will melt.
Well, if one of the guests notices that the eggs are changing, and asks why, then you just look at the answer. It is :)
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