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 08.05.2017
I visited my grandfather every summer. I took a lot of photographs and was interested in this. He had a beautiful photocopy "Zenit"- very fashionable in Soviet times. I take a picture with him and he says:
I was just taken into retirement. And I did not want. They say age. What age am I? I can still run with young people! No, I have sent it. I got a lot of gifts, including this camera. Naturally, they were taken to the chest on this occasion, so he was back home on the bus and it was too late. The camera hangs on the chest, shining novelty. I go out at my stop and here two guys somehow dug up, wanted "Zenit" to take away. This is when I realized that I was rightly paid for retirement, age is age, not health.
The grandfather silenced, then sadly added:
I could not catch the second!
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