This story happened a few years ago in the Moscow State Medical School.On the machmat dean was Oleg Borisovich Lupanov. He conducted discrete mathematics and maths. But for a full understanding of the story one thing should be especially noted: he was small in height (not a dwarf, but 1 m 50 cm in it is unlikely to get). And in the corner of the elevator, closed with wide backs of students, stood the mentioned Lupanov. Elevator in battle. And here someone runs to the elevator and, pointing to the corner, says:
Now move on! There is an empty place!
Everyone is smiling. From the depths of the elevator:
I am not an empty place. I am your Dean!