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11.05.2017
My wife calls now and asks:
Do you want to leave a fish or a turkey for dinner?
Leave what you don’t want.
I knew it!
So leave the fish.
And that I knew. I could not call at all.
Give me a turkey.
And I’ve already eaten it...
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