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 17.05.2017
It was in the 70s. We arrived at the headquarters check. The construction inspection. There is an inspector, a colonel. He approaches one of our officers and asks, "Well, captain, because the mouth is so red, you probably drink without drying? (and the captain had to resign from the armed forces after a month of service, and his face in life was always red, like a tomato). To this ham question the cap replies: No, Comrade Colonel, I just want to fuck, I wait for you to let go, I tolerate. The colonel jumped away from him as if he had been squeezed. This look is over. The commander of our cap of course then tried to "strike". But Tom was already like Dembele.
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