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 28.05.2017
The whole essence of modernity: - Hurra, we have achieved that the battery of the new smartphone can hold twice as much electricity! Does the smartphone live twice as long? No, we made it twice as thin!
No, we need to get thinner too.
HHH: How thinner it is! I am afraid to take the last models in my hands, suddenly I break.
They will soon be flexible.
XHH: Ugu, smooth on the knee before use
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