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 01.06.2017
I went with a friend to a seminar in another city by train. Drive for about a day. The company gently paid us a coupe. We took with us all kinds of food (traditionally chicken, cucumbers, sausages, chickens, etc.) I took vodka. First came a young man, a student. We are three, and it’s evening. Do you want to be small? He immediately had fun - apparently hungry, and there was food and drink. We sit down and calmly drink for acquaintance. Here, a woman of forty-five sits down to us - all in a hat with a leather suitcase, rubbing her nose, sitting with us. We cleared the vodka, of course, and the snack is on the table. She took some nuts and sat down, biting them. Well, little by little contact with her settled - she turned out to be a teacher, immediately announced that she was a vegetarian (even earlier than the name). We got acquainted and asked, say, if she doesn't mind if we continue, or maybe the company will. “I can drink vodka!” She immediately informed me. By the end of the trip, she drank all our vodka and ate all our cocktails. A vegetarian idiot
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