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 01.06.2017
(Case from discussion of cooking meat in the salad for the march)

The AAA:
Young students decided to cook meat in the group, drank well, but ate poorly and fell asleep.
They wake up in the morning from a terrible baby. They ran to the kitchen – there everything smoked, the meat was already burning... Then one grabbed the burning pot and threw it into the open window. It was a warm night and the windows were open.
But it failed, and the pot fell into the vertical partition of the window frame, in that that in the middle of the window. As a result, it all collapsed on the floor. The burning meat and fat flew across a large area.
Which as having extinguished the fire and cleaned up, they decided that it was better to squeeze in time until the owner of the apartment came.
When the owner (X) came, he also did not kill himself very much, because the next day he flew for a month in the mountain.

The culmination was the arrival of X home after the march.
Even in the elevator he noticed that the neighbor looked at him somewhat strangely.
Opening the apartment, X almost fell from the horror. Thro the floor flourishes. It turns out that the same students forgot to cook a piece of raw meat lost under the bed.

The AAA:
A substantial clarification of x!
The apartment has just been bought. He put the iron door, but there was no seal yet. Therefore, the dwarfs pulled out of the door and ran down the staircase, falling into the staircase to the lower floors.
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