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 03.06.2017
I am your star on the sky and sweet candy.

Nothing to blame me.

Narrin Hm. Either the candy carries out nuclear synthesis and when you try to eat you burn up on the flight to the photosphere, or all the astronomers can go and bite - in the space a chocolate sphere talks about 2 * 10^27 tons)

Narrin Hm. And I will try to calculate the surface area and at least roughly guess for what time you can at least lick a candy of a star size.
I started digging the formulas.

by O_O

You are crazy.
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