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 05.06.2017
All your dogs are none compared to my deserved cat! He rushed to pull out of the heavily-covered shelf of hot fresh-cooked calmar - everything there was, and again to close it with a cover. You come to the kitchen in a minute, oh oh! There are no calmarics... and the tachyc and the cover is in place, the cat is not at work... how he did it and where he hid - until now a mystery, it is impossible to eat hot calmar, and a whole teak!
by p.s And when we had no meat for a long time, he brought us sausages. The Fortress.
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