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 11.06.2017
My daughter grew unnoticed. My son-in-law has already gone. This is my second visit today.
This is clear, it should be noted. Bake the shrimp. It is hot today. There is also mango. Divide to the belt, type and sun and water cool. I look at the guy, calm, phlegmatic. How they will be further unclear, the daughter is like dust.
Sitting at the table, I swallow. The future mother-in-law puts the son-in-law salad and then notices the wounds on the left shoulder.
“Where did you get hurt so much?
He said, “Aauauau, you are old! Look at the morning! Don’t you see that it’s a bite?? to
The smoke is so calm:
- While I was driving here, the car broke, repaired and the assembly broke!
Apparently everything is OK! They turned out! No is wrong!
My daughter intervened:
“Mom, look at Daddy’s exact same wound on his shoulder!! to
Calmly so that:
Well, since the wounds are the same, it means that the models of cars are the same too!
I see both of my girls looking at each other and getting red in the eyes. Finally arrived!
I have all filled and say a toast:
So that the models don’t break!! to
The wife and daughter jump and crawl under the table. The weather laughed a little. It came to me last.
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