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 14.06.2017
2 years ago I wake up in the morning, my girlfriend shows me a phone with some record in notes. He tells me that at night I woke her up and began to say that I needed to buy a cellulite ointment called “Prosonony,” I forced her to write it down on the phone, and when she recorded it, he said the name was written in English. Well, actually, in her phone and it was recorded in Russian, and then - "Prozononstvostvo". What I dreamed, the fuck knows.
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