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 21.06.2017
A neighbor who lives nearby came nervous and said:

“How do you treat your child, I’ll call in custody! Yesterday it was all day!”

I say :

“We were leaving, we were not at home yesterday, we only came today.

The neighbor was stunned...

So not yesterday!

I, trying not to offend a man, his vigilance and age, say:

“Maybe you heard it?”

She is:

“I don’t drink at all!”

Then I realized that we were communicating on different frequencies, I quietly looked at her and closed the door. No more came.



P.S. She is deaf, the TV always listens very loudly.

P. S. We have no children.
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