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 05.02.2009
We don't have a military commando - we have a fool!
WOW : Why?
xxxh: Today - I walk through the corridor, I don't touch anyone, a guy runs out of the door, on the go, stretching his trousers in one socket... Behind him a surgeon with a line of iron half-meter and a cry of "STONE A SUCH"... run somewhere to the third floor...
WOW :D
xxx: It turns out, the surgeon sits a nurse in socks, mini-halatics and in general sexy, and there are boys without cowards, and whose member will get up, the line with the size of iron on the member))))
WOW WOW WOW! LOL
Oh... and then I was asked – like that the nails are long, peder what... Why the type? I became upset to explain that I played on the classic guitar, and there it was with my nails... and I cried out: "To get in my nose!"...now I have a direction to the psychic....
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